Rogert Hare Solitary
Improvised Weapon (d8 damage) 12 HP 0 armor
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Special Qualities: Can unconsciously rage, raising damage dice an extra d10.

Rogert is the frantic over-anxious type who often stutters (even while screaming). A comedian through and through, but not a clown or a fool. Rogert believes he is the link between clown and actor— an actor that can make you laugh. He wears a red suit with a polka dot tie. Rogert is friendly and funny, yet dull-witted and paranoid at the same time. Rogert’s passion is to make people laugh by any means necessary. Rogert is a coward for some inexplicable reason, Rogert possesses superior power and speed. If backed in a corner Rogert will unconsciously tap into this power and speed. Rogert is married to (and madly in love with) Jasmyn Hare, a young lounge singer with a voice of velvet. Rogert is known to become very loud when he drinks alcoholic beverages, as he usually has a bad reaction to consuming them. He usually jumps around uncontrollably while unleashing a high pitched scream. Afterward, his mood swings wildly. Instinct: to keep Jasmyn and to make people laugh.

  • Run away faster and hide better than anyone.
  • Go into a fit of physical slapstick comedy.
  • Play to the crowd telling jokes.
Created by potrace 1.10, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2011 This monster has been edited. Its probably still cool, but its stats may not line up with standard monsters.

Created by: A Person With No Name