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Raptor Group, Stealthy, Organized teeth & claws (b[2d8+2] damage) 6 HP 1 armor Close They were instinctive hunters and never passed up prey. They killed even when they weren't hungry. They killed just for the pleasure of killing. They were agile, tireless runners and incredible jumpers. They had lethal weapons on each of their four limbs; a strong punch with one of the forearms could lacerate a man. And had powerful jaws that ripped meat instead of biting it. Instinct: to hunt
- stalk prey silently over long distances
- prefer to use ambush tactics and distractions
- can call on its pack members to aid it in hunting
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Uctoplorge Sentinel Group Acidic Claws/Stinger (b[2d8+2] damage 2 piercing) 6 HP 1 armor Close, Reach Instinct: To defend the uctoplorge hive from intruders and threats.
- Defend the Hive
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Uctoplorge Hunter Horde, Organized Acidic Tailstinger/Claws (d6+2 damage 1 piercing) 4 HP 0 armor Close, Reach Special Qualities: Can climb on any surface, Can survive without oxygen, Connected with uctoplorges via mind-link Instinct: To procure prey to feed the rest of the uctoplorge hive.
- Pigment Change - Like an octopus, an uctoplorge hunter can change its color to match its surroundings.
- Hive Alert - The uctoplorge hunter can telepathically call in for reinforcements.
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Bronerian Archmage Group, Magical, Intelligent, Hoarder Lighting Bolt (d8 damage) 6 HP 0 armor Close, Ignores Armor, Far Instinct: To kill all normalfags and to rape technicolor horses,
- Find Pony - A bronerian archmage can detect the location of any pony within a five mile radius.
- Repel Women - A bronerian archmage can exude an aura of uncomfortably perverse autism, often scaring women in the process.
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Reson X (Gaben Bizarro) Solitary, Magical, Autistic, Planar, Terrifying Amplified Autism Brainwave (d10 damage) 12 HP 4 armor Close, Ignores Armor, Far Special Qualities: Hideous Appearance - Reson X is a hideously obese creature with an oversized head and a even huge gut. He smells of rotted tacos and fecal matter. Instinct: To control the lives of everyone in the Gay Galaxy via an Orwellian dictatorship.
- Telepathy - Gaben can read minds, but he can only interpret the thoughts in autistic way.
- Denim Portal - As a megadenim, Reson X can create a portal to Detroit. This portal is large enough for a SUV to fit through.
- Nava-Verse - Can absorb foes into a mental realm of pure autism known as the Nava-Verse. This can drive people insane.
- Immortality - Should Gaben be killed by an unblessed weapon, the Blind Idiot God Azathoth dwelling at the center of the Detroit can simply shit out a replacment Gaben.
- Skellen Benefactor - Gaben has paid an army of skellens to enact his tyrannical will across the Gay Galaxy.
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Uctoplorge Drone Horde, Small, Organized Acidic Tailstinger (d4 damage) 3 HP 0 armor Close, Reach Special Qualities: Can climb on any surface, can survive without oxygen Instinct: To build and expand the local uctoplorge nest.
- Resin Generation - Generates the resin used to the line the walls of the uctoplorge hives.
- Alert Hive - It can telepathically alert all uctoplorges in the area about danger.
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Skellord Solitary, Large, Construct, Terrifying Giant Claws (d10+4 damage 1 piercing) 16 HP 1 armor Forceful Special Qualities: It was genetically engineered by Reson X, Its organs are exposed. A hideously mutated skellen with homicidal and homosexual tendencies. Instinct: To kill everything in sight.
- Kill things.
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Kalkrak Raider Group, Magical, Intelligent Electric Tackle (b[2d8+2] damage) 6 HP 4 armor Close, Ignores Armor A member of the vicious Sonichu only clan known as the Kalkrak Raiders. They are known for raiding and pillaging villages upon the surface of Gamma Baccardi. Instinct: To pillage and steal bikes
- Punch
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Rikaling Group, Small, Stealthy, Terrifying claws (d6 damage) 6 HP 0 armor Close Special Qualities: Covered in feces and bathsalts The horrible emaciated spawn of the mega denim known as Bath Salths. It has pointy ears, beady eyes, rat-like teeth, pale skin, and filthy fingernails. It is usually covered in its own excrement. Can be found wearing women's clothing along with wigs. Instinct: To rape anything more attractive than it (this means everybody in the galaxy)
- Flings feces
- A master of disguise
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Social Justice Warrior Group, Stealthy, Organized, Terrifying Ranting and raving (d8 damage) 6 HP 0 armor Close, Far Special Qualities: Usually obese and completely unfuckable Autistic as fuck. Instinct: to spread propaganda
- Rants about white guilt
- Using ad hominems and strawmen
- Signal Boosting - screams for help