The two year old is a creature of deceptive cuteness and guile, that specialize in the manipulation of adults in order to get its own way. Most two year old act alone, but they can cluster in groups known as schools, nurseries or kindergartens. They build dens of toys, flying into furious tantrums when the toys are taken from them. They have only a few weaknesses - a need to nap during waking hours, and a dependency on love and attention. Special care should be taken when approaching a two year old. They can provoke a sense of pity and a need to protect them in adults. In addition some two year olds are known for their ear piercing screams and violent temper tantrums. Other two year olds have been associated with sticky jam or chocolate based attacks known to ruin spell books, fine clothes and jewelry. Instinct: to seek out love, support and attention

• Point out the obvious
• Mock Tears
• Invoke Pity