"Some desire eternal life to achieve great power, or to manipulate the world to their own selfish ends. But I became a lich for much more down-to-earth reasons. You see, my magical college had a mandatory course for new students each year. 'Bondage 101.' The course material was exactly what it sounds like. It sparked something within me. Some long-repressed fetish. And I wanted to explore this strange feeling until the end of days. And while I may not be able to pop a boner anymore... Get it? 'Boner'? Pretty funny, if you ask me. While I may not be able to pop a boner, lets see if you can." Instinct: To release undead sexual tension

• Cast a spell of spooky skeleton bondage
• Take an opponent from behind
• Animate spooky bondage skeletons